Glad to be back!
As a new year approaches, let’s update new readers on back-stories for my nicknames for certain DMN Dem scribes and opinion hacks.
Here we go:
*Keven Ann “Lovey Howell” Willey, VP/Opinion — Listen to her voice-mail greeting at 214-977-8253 — if that’s not an elitist, dah-ling, I’ve not heard one.
*”Weaselly Wascally Wayne” Slater, Senior Political Writer — No explanation needed; sometimes shortened to “3-Dub”; can picture him snooping through Rick Perry’s garbage; wrote Bush’s Brain, but has yet to give Dear Leader Obama’s a look.
*Robert “3-Dub Jr.” Garrett, Texas Political Writer — See above; he’s Wayne’s sidekick, trained at his knee; same lib snark.
*Terrence “The Lib Putz” Stutz — Handles Texas public school propaganda: give us more money!; two sides? —what two sides?
*Tod “Che” Robberson — probably the biggest lefty on The News’ editorial board; calls capitalism “do-nothing capitalism”; thinks any white person north of Woodall Rogers Freeway is a racist; ditto for any white person who was breathing in the ’50s.
